Hilarious cat books available on Hoopla | Pueblo City-County Library

1) Cat vs Human Fairy Tails

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Surovec, Yasmine

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In this collection from popular Web comic Yasmine Surovec, fabled characters and fairy princesses are replaced with cat ladies and gents ... and cats. Rapunzel's prince comes to rescue…his cats. Sleeping Beauty's true love's first kiss comes not from a prince but from a curious kitty. Each comic puts a contemporary witty spin on classic stories while continuing Yasmine's brilliant comedic take on cats and their owners. The result is a collection...

2) cartoons your cat doesn t want you to see

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3) Bedtime Stories for Cats

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Jasheway, Leigh Anne

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Cat lovers cuddle, caress, and cater to their adorable but aloof feline friends. The cat, in fact, has become one of the country's most beloved pets, with some 90 million kitties claimed by doting owners. Now, Leigh Anne Jasheway's Bedtime Stories for Cats gives cat lovers everywhere new and inventive stories to lull their furballs to sleep. In "Rumpled Katzkin," for example, silky Phoebe the Cat impersonates Barbra Streisand, but longs not for riches...

4) all black cats are not alike

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Roberts, Victoria

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Cat lovers will purr-aise this litter of sophisticated kitties, all dreamed up by one of the New Yorker's star cartoonists and an author/illustrator of more than twenty-five books. Irresistibly original, elegant, and humorous, Cattitudes is a feline feast for the eyes featuring more than seventy watercolor illustrations. Delight in this eclectic collection of images, all cats of singular talent and endless appeal: they're literary, artistic, ecclesiastic,...

6) How to Land on Your Feet: Life Lessons from My Cat

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Why spend one life worrying . . . when you could spend nine lives napping? Take it from artist Jamie Shelman's wry and furry felines: Cats work reasonable hours (zero), love wisely (from a distance), and live boldly (until someone starts vacuuming). Don't go without these 100 sage lessons: ·Be especially attentive to the one person who doesn't like you. ·Get away with murder by looking cute. ·Ignore anyone who doesn't worship you. ·Be pleased...

7) I Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats

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Marciuliano, Francesco

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There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers...

8) I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

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Marciuliano, Francesco

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Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry.
The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This...

9) If You Give a Kitty a Cocktail

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Miserendino, Sam

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The third installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum's Addicted Animal Series, If You Give a Kitty a Cocktail is a children's book for former children. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children's books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the...

10) Sorry I Slept on Your Face: Breakup Letters from Kitties Who Like You but Don't Like-Like You

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Greenberg, Jeremy

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What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship...

11) Stink Outside the Box: Life Advice from Kitty

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Greenberg, Jeremy

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Adorable cat gurus share their priceless advice for enjoying a stress-free life—from the stand-up comedian and author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed.
Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet. Stink Outside the Box features sweet, funny photos of kitty experts along with hilarious and thoughtful tidbits of timeless advice for both cats and humans alike. To move on with our...

12) Really Important Stuff My Cat Has Taught Me

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Copeland, Cynthia L

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A book that will delight every cat lover, full of wise and unforgettable life lessons, each paired with the perfect photo. Cats are the ultimate savants, possessing intelligence, poise, and sass in equal measure. They know when to play it cool, and when to pounce, when to fly solo, and when to cuddle up. Entertaining, unpredictable, and just a bit wild, cats encourage us to explore, take chances, and live on the edge-just as if we too had nine lives. Cynthia...

13) Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed: and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty

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Greenberg, Jeremy

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Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat-and human-nature, including: • Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting...

14) texts from mittens

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15) Cat Shaming

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Hilarious full-color photos featuring felines and misdemeanors... You can't take away your cat's allowance when he ruins something valuable. You can't give her a time-out if she goes outside the litter box. (Most of her day is a time-out anyway.) So what's the next best thing? Cat Shaming! Cat Shaming is a hilarious collection of photos from owners who express their frustration when their furry best friend does something bad. Millions of cat owners...

16) Cats Are the Worst

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From shredded furniture to messy litter boxes to fur on everything, there are times when every cat owner wants to shout, "Cats are the worst!" This playful book shows what it looks like if cats could shout back, "No, humans are the worst!" For every grievance humans have about their feline friends (knocked over glasses!), cats have one about their humans (unprovoked vacuuming!)-and each is explored in a lively exchange that is as funny as it is familiar....

17) life lessons from your cat

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18) The Daredevil Book for Cats: What Cats Really Think!

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Griffiths, Nick

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Have you ever tried working out what goes on in the mind of a cat? Cats are an enigma within a mystery wrapped up in a glossy coat and curled up by the fire. But The Daredevil Book for Cats is here to spill the beans. Companion volume to The Daredevil Book for Dogs, and no more sensible (that's a promise).

19) How to Be a Cat

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"Hilarious . . . If you've ever woken up with a cat staring right at you, or been joined on bathroom breaks by your feline friend, then you'll understand." —Awesome Inventions
From the creative duo behind the bestselling Me Without You and Happiness Is . . . comes How to Be a Cat, a lighthearted illustrated guide to living life as a feline. Distinctive artwork and quirky captions confirm what we already...

20) I Knead My Mommy: And Other Poems by Kittens

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Marciuliano, Francesco

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A purrfect collection of poetry that explores kitten life from the New York Times–bestselling author of I Could Pee on This and I Could Chew on This.

Just when we all thought things couldn’t get any cuter comes a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant...