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Nobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author's twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can't get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy

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Everyone thought Ophelia and Aylin were normal teenage elves. Little did everyone know that the two "Normal teenage elves" Could travel to different realities, and that the old folk tale about The Stones of Eowyn, wasn't a folk tale at all.

Greg Belmont learns he's anything but ordinary when he discovers he's a real, live, fantastical dwarf and sets off on the adventure of a lifetime--

"With elves waging war on scientists, it's up to Master Chef Lailu Loganberry to save both her restaurant and her city"--

"All of the elves lives they were told that a female Erslead would save them from the constant war with humans. But when their female Erslead shows up, she isn't what they thought she was, and their book of religion which they have been following all of their lives, may have been made up for the elven king's sake. Jinx Yin is the female Erslead, the Peacebringer, the one to save the elves. In this YA, Dark Fantasy novel, Jinx Yin the female Erslead,...

As the battles continue, Sophie must uncover the truth about the Lost Cities' past.

Sophie battles the rebels--and recovers dark memories from her past. She must question everything to find a truth that will either save her world--or shatter it--

Scavenging and selling elf corpses to support her family, seventeen-year-old goth Sevim finds a chance encounter with an elf prince setting her revenge in motion and must enter the magical elven realm where her fate is linked to someone she least expected.

Twelve-year-old Bobbie wants to fit in at her new school, but an obnoxious classmate, a bounty hunter, and two elves asking for her help are there at every turn.

"In this extra special installment of the Keeper of the Lost Cities series, the story picks up right from Legacy's particularly devastating cliffhanger. But chapters alternate between Sophie and Keefe's perspectives to give readers deeper insights into both beloved characters. New powers will be discovered. Hard truths from the past will come to light. And all of your favorite characters will find themselves tested in ways they never imagined"--