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2) Got cake?
Is Mrs. Heinie Gone Forever?
Mrs. Heinie is so nearsighted, she can't find her nose without her glasses on!
But she doesn't have to see to know that Bernie Bridges and his Rotten House buddies are up to no good. Cuz they're ALWAYS up to no good!
Mrs. H. decides she can't take it anymore! She's replaced by a teacher named Mr. Skruloose. He's the Teacher from HECK! He's so strict, he won't let kids SNEEZE! And he gives four hours
...Bernie Bridges has it all figured out. April-May June—the hottest girl in the fourth grade—will ask him to the annual girl-invite-boy school dance. They'll dance the night away, and April-May June will totally fall for him.
There's only one problem: Reality. April-May June doesn't WANT to go with Bernie. She wouldn't go with Bernie even if he was the last guy on earth.
Then Jennifer Ecch—the Nightmare Girl—swoops
...Bernie Bridges is the luckiest kid at Rotten School. He wins every game he plays, doesn't get into any trouble, and even finds money! So what's the catch? For the good luck to stick, Bernie has to keep his parrot, Lippy, on his shoulder wherever he goes.
Lippy's luck is so powerful that Bernie's friends, Feenman and Crench, want in, too. But the minute they touch Lippy, everything changes—Lippy turns into a bad-luck bird.
Now
...Chipmunk is so shy...
He inhales when he sneezes!
He even blushes when he's asleep!
He plays guitar in the closet so he won't disturb anyone.
But he just may be the best rock 'n' roll guitarist of all time! And Bernie Bridges needs him to win the annual Talent Contest for Rotten House. Bernie will do anything to keep the prize away from Sherman Oaks and his pals at Nyce House.
Can Chipmunk conquer his stage fright
...Joe Sweety is the worst kind of bully — big, mean, and always ready to use his fists. Chipmunk is the shiest, clumsiest kid at Rotten School. When Chipmunk is paired with Joe on the class trip, things get ugly — and fast! Chipmunk spills his apple juice on Joe, he barfs on Joe, and he pulls down Joe's pants. All accidents, of course. But does Joe care? No way! He is out to get Chipmunk!
Bernie Bridges can't stand to see Chipmunk,
...Angel Goodeboy is a perfect angel . . .
You can almost picture a halo over his head! He even wears a T-shirt that says "Mommy's Little Angel."
Bernie Bridges is horrified when Mrs. Heinie makes him share his room with Angel. She wants Angel's goodness to rub off on Bernie. But wait a minute—when no teachers are watching, Angel is no angel!
The little sneak takes over Bernie's room. He steals away Bernie's friends. He charms
...Is Belzer a loser?
Just because he wears T-shirts that say I need a Tutor and Ask Me About My Allergies?
Just because he picks scabs off his knees and eats them?
Belzer's parents think he's a loser. They want to take him out of Rotten School. Every year Mrs. Heinie awards the Heinie Prize to the Most Outstanding Fourth Grader. Bernie Bridges wants Belzer to win the Heinie. Then his parents will have to let him stay. But that spoiled
...Bernie Bridges has always dreamed about going to PPP—the exclusive Preppy Prep Prep school. All the kids at PPP are rich, rich, rich! And if there is one thing that Bernie loves it's money, money, money!
But how will Bernie get to PPP? All he and his buddies have to do is win the National School Make-a-Great-Invention Contest, and off they go to PPP for a week to compete in the final round. There's just one problem—their best
...Sherman Oaks Is A Rat.
Why are the Rotten School kids screaming in terror?
Maybe it's because everyone on campus is making a horror movie!
Bernie Bridges wants to make the most terrifying film of all. If he does, he'll win a part in the famous director B.A. Gool's next film: EEK III: Revenge of the Warts.
Bernie thinks he's got some great creepy ideas. But he's better watch out on Halloween night—it's going to be a real scream!
13) Dumb Clucks
Buffalo wings of steel!
Just how stupid is Stupid Chicken? Bernie Bridges thinks the superfowl cartoon character is a dumb cluck! And the same goes for his chirpy sidekick, Little Cluck-Cluck.
But why not make a buck from a cluck? Bernie tries to sell Stupid Chicken T-shirts to his pals.
One problem—half the school hates Stupid Chicken. Their hero is Drastic Duck, the Caped Quacker.
Now Bernie finds himself caught
...Jennifer Ecch is so tough...
She's at Rotten School on an Arm Wrestling scholarship!
Bernie Bridges calls her Nightmare Girl. But she'll do anything to get him to be her boyfriend.
That's why she joined the all-boys football team. With Jennifer playing, they can't lose. But wait. If they win, they have to play the National Champion team — the Bone Breakers!
Someone's got to stop the attack of the Ecch — or else
...Master of horror R.L. Stine returns to his comedy roots in this laugh-out-loud, rotten-to-the-core, wildly popular chapter book series about the crazy antics at Rotten School!
Bernie Bridges, the most popular fourth grader at Rotten School, has got it made with loyal friends, a girlfriend (even if she pretends she's not), and even a heated waterbed! But what Bernie doesn't have is a solid-gold digital watch with forty-two
...Hey! Where Is Everyone?
That's what Bernie Bridges wants to know when he can't find any of his friends. Everyone has disappeared! And when he finally does find them, they're acting really weird. For instance, his shy friend Chipmunk thinks he is a fearless warrior, and football star Jennifer Ecch thinks she is a princess. What is going on?
Soon Bernie realizes that everyone at Rotten School is acting! They are all playing parts in
...Master of horror R.L. Stine returns to his comedy roots in this laugh-out-loud, rotten-to-the-core, wildly popular chapter book series about the crazy antics at Rotten School!
Bernie Bridges, the most popular fourth grader at Rotten School, has got it made with loyal friends, a girlfriend (even if she pretends she's not), and even a heated waterbed! But what Bernie doesn't have is a solid-gold digital watch with forty-two
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