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The Supermarket Guy IV: Fury of the Climate Changer, has Harold Wannapus unknowingly in a struggle to save the world's food supply, yet again from a disastrous attempt to eradicate every known food source in exchange for the beautiful Quintal feathered legume. It all starts off as the hero is designated unfit for work, over stressed on burn out, and mentally not stable to head the main chair at his supermarket headquarters by his 1 on 5 star internet...
62) Rat Bastard
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Upon the literal and figurative outskirts of polite society within a literal and figurative shithole shack lives Rat Bastard. Though a character more fitting to a dubious threat a parent would give an irksome child (Eat your brussels sprouts or the "ratman" will get you), Rat Bastard inexplicably exists and interacts with the semi-normal human populace of Butthole City.
Each episodic tale herein is full of adventure, excitement, whimsy, and wonder....
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Long ago, in the mists of time (two weeks ago, actually), the Evil Lord, He Whose Name Must Never Be Spoken (Because It Is So God Damn Hard To Pronounce), Lord Shantnu created seven paper clips.One for the CEO, a real phony,Two for his ass kissing cronies,Two for Finance and Legal, dark regions of doom where none survive,And two for Sales and Marketing, places where customers are eaten alive.The paper clips gave the bearers great power, and twenty...
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Ob es nun eine Kaffeegrundsatzentscheidung oder eine Kaffeesatzgrundentscheidung war, die Sie zum Kauf des Buches gebracht hat, wissen nur Sie. Mit dieser Entscheidung haben Sie die Möglichkeit Erkenntnisse darüber zu erlangen, was eine ablassbedürftige Notlage ist und was flotte Blomster sind. Was hat es mit den mysteriösen Fällen des Herrn Bäckermeisters auf sich und warum ist ein Garten ein unheilvolles Wesen.
66) 101 Funny Facts
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101 Funny Facts is a humours parody book - a lot of the facts are 100% genuine but some other "facts" are for comedic effect.But either way they will make you smile and laugh in equal measure.Facts like:FACT: Will Smith, Nicolas Cage, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, and Leonardo DiCaprio were all offered the part of Neo in The Matrix before Keanu Reeves took the role.COMMENT: The next option after Keanu was a lump of 2 by 4!#FACT: Dogs experience a chemical...
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From the creators of the eponymous viral Tumblr comes a single day with your favorite authors in one Twilight-Zone-esque Starbucks...
Ever wonder which intricate, elaborately-named drinks might be consumed if your favorite authors and characters wandered into a Starbucks? How many pumpkin lattes J.K. Rowling would drink? Or, if Cormac McCarthy needed caffeine, which latte would be laconic enough? Look no further; LITERARY STARBUCKS explores such...
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From G. Gaynor McTigue, the author who brought you the original commendium of life's annoying problems-Life's Little Frustration Book-come 365 even more ignominious irritants and aggravations that suck the joy out of life. More Life's Little Frustration Book shares even more ridiculous problems that you'd rather live without.
For even more annoying problems, read the original: Life's Little Frustration Book.
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For anyone who's wondered, "Why have kids when I could have fun instead?" here's a warm and hilarious welcome to the wonderful world of unparenting! The childfree life is growing in popularity, and finally here is a book that celebrates the wisdom and wonder of that choice. For those who cherish their white shag carpet and glass coffee table, this highly interactive book with quizzes, sidebars, and handy checklists offers a range of helpful, unparenting...
70) King Dong
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A new and original take on the iconic story of man meets giant ape in the biggest and hairiest parody of all time... Just as Skull Island hits the big screen in an exciting and re-imagined format, comes the true story behind the world's biggest and hairiest love story. The intrepid explorer Indiana Bones (so-called for his passion for energetic archaeology) is hired to track down King Dong, legendary for his sheer massiveness (nudge nudge, wink wink)....
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Are you ready for the first edition of Jane Austen's beloved Pride and Prejudice that feels complete? Renowned literary expert Dr. Blaine Josten builds on Austen's strong first draft to tell the story of Elizabeth, Darcy, and the whole gang with bonus facts, insights, and explanations. Throw out your other copies and remove them from your memory; this is the version of Pride and Prejudice you want. In Blaine Josten's Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice...
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Is all that thinking getting you down? Is care and concern ruining your life? Time to smarten up? No! It's time to Get Stupid! If ignorance is bliss then why aren't you ignorant? That is the question answered by Get Stupid! the greatest self-help book ever written. You see, other self help books tell you that "admitting you have a problem is the solution." Well they would, wouldn't they? They want you to buy their books! Only Get Stupid! tells you...
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Twilight. True Blood. Dracula. Vampires are hotter than the sun they don't walk in, and why? Because they have the only two things we humans all want. Eternal life. Eternal thinness. Yet when it comes to style, vampires might as well stake themselves. Sure, their books sell millions and their movies pack them in, but too many are still dressing like the Count from Sesame Street. That's why undead fashionista Scarlett Stoker has created a style guide...
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Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding:
- How a five-dollar date can get you laid
- How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack
- Where you'll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning
- How to trick a woman into thinking you're classy, even if you have holes in your...
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Li'l Story, the true story of the rise and fall of the Great Canadian Novel (Black Ice Press) is the frustrated voice of one small misunderstood story, known as Li'l Story who, fed up with the unfulfilled promise of becoming a novel, decides to set out on his own and become the Great Canadian Novel. "Perfect?" I (Li'l Story) retorted. "You think that someday you're going to be perfect? You think the Great Canadian Novel is perfection? Well, it's not....
76) Mad
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Educational Comics, Inc
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1952
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v. : ill. ; 27-28 cm.
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Adorable cat gurus share their priceless advice for enjoying a stress-free life—from the stand-up comedian and author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed.
Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet. Stink Outside the Box features sweet, funny photos of kitty experts along with hilarious and thoughtful tidbits of timeless advice for both cats and humans alike. To move on with our...
Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet. Stink Outside the Box features sweet, funny photos of kitty experts along with hilarious and thoughtful tidbits of timeless advice for both cats and humans alike. To move on with our...
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The #1 New York Times bestseller about one woman's doomed quest for self-improvement by a writer "blessed with the comic equivalent of perfect pitch" (The Boston Globe).
As far as Erma can tell, her life is going well. Her children speak to her, her husband smiles at her, and she's capable of looking in a mirror without screaming. But her friends know better. No matter how happy Erma thinks she is, she's in need of help,...
As far as Erma can tell, her life is going well. Her children speak to her, her husband smiles at her, and she's capable of looking in a mirror without screaming. But her friends know better. No matter how happy Erma thinks she is, she's in need of help,...
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The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun
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A funny, nostalgic tribute to the Oregon Trail computer game—invented nearly fifty years ago, and beloved by generations of students.
Pack your wagons, find your ride-or-(literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt’s General Store with a sack of cash—it’s time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty-first-century style!
…And Then You Die of Dysentery is a journey through the...
Pack your wagons, find your ride-or-(literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt’s General Store with a sack of cash—it’s time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty-first-century style!
…And Then You Die of Dysentery is a journey through the...
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