"This grown-up parody of Goodnight Moon focuses heavily on college specifics, like what classes to pick... and what to pack vs. what to leave behind." -- WDSU News You're off to college -- it's gonna be life-changing! Follow this book's advice to make it amazing! This bittersweet and humorous guide to college life features practical tips combined with funny, full color illustrations. You'll learn: How to survive orientation Why to choose courses that...

A humorous guide to understanding all that can affect your well-being, from germs to the healthcare industry.
Feeling good? Are you sure? This hilarious guide—a sequel to the bestselling Paranoid's Pocket Guide—is guaranteed to make you wonder. With hundreds of symptoms to watch for and in-depth information on the latest germ mutations, this compendium offers compelling proof that there is always something to worry about, even...

This amusing approach to Shakespeare's classic dramas features the plot of each of the Bard's 39 plays reduced to a single descriptive sentence. For this volume Shakespeare's 39 plays are divided into their five canonical groupings: comedies, tragedies, histories, problem plays, and collaborations. Each single-sentence summary will be foregrounded against a two-page spread featuring classic artwork that speaks both to the seriousness of the play...

Funny stories, hillarous commentaries, bizzare observations. You will be forced to laugh out loud whether you want to or not. Your ribs will hurt. You will remember these stories because they are simple, relatable, and worthy of a chuckle. Don Ake can find humor in just about anything that can be funny. He makes you laugh at economics even if you hate economics. He makes you laugh at politics whether you are liberal, conservative or anything in between....

The most fun you'll ever have with Ernest Hemingway! Love him or hate him, Ernest Hemingway remains one of the world's most widely read-and divisive-authors. But what would this globe-trotting, self-aggrandizing titan of 20th Century literature have made of the world of today? Ever the insider, influencer, and self-promoter, Papa's perspective on the contemporary world would no doubt deftly dance across small screens everywhere, filled with the signature...

Sadism on a stick! Get ready for the bitter taste of SchadenFreezers! This dark twist on your favorite frozen treat has some serious bite. From racist grandmas to underappreciated janitors, no one is safe in this compilation of colorfully depraved jokes! What kind of sandwich does a ballerina eat? (Yeah right.) Why did the circus close? (A long, chilling list of animal rights violations.) How many lives does a cat have? (Only one.)

Fantasia Seele has always been naive, but nothing can prepare her for the day she meets notorious serial killer Tristan Shay. Tristan leads a disturbing lifestyle, and has a dark past to go along with it. From the moment the two encounter one another, it's love at first sight, and the killer agrees to take Fantasia under his wing and introduce his new protege to his sick world. While learning more about her new man and the lifestyle he's created for...

A humorous look at the ages of man. Includes eras through the French Revolution.

A venerable and historic newspaper, the Old Geezer is read and respected by the world's most conscientious, upright citizens. When these beacons of respectability have serious questions, they turn to the Old Geezer's "Questions and Answers" page. Do Ants Have Assholes? collects the enlightening answers to thought-provoking questions such as: If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what do you do? How many men would it take to kill...

Der erste Band "Urlaubslandsleute - jede Menge Vorurteile für die Reise" erschien letztes Jahr zur Reisesaison und ging in kürzester Zeit in die 2. Auflage. Außerdem laufen die "Urlaubslandsleute"-Satiren in fünf großen deutschen Zeitungen als Serie und haben inzwischen so viele Fans gefunden, dass dieser zweite Band unausweichlich war: vom Argentinier bis zum Hawaiianer, vom Nepalesen bis zum Neuseeländer, vom Iren bis zum Ungarn - wieder vorlaut,...